The Dicksons!: BRACE YOURSELVES

Since it's already FB official, now it has to be blog official...

A new bundle of Dickson AWESOMENESS is coming your way early August!!

Thanks to Matthew for making my awesome shirt!!!

Remi and Corr are Weird

-Remi: I was upset today because my friend Ayden wanted to play with some other boy.
Me: Sometimes boys just need to play with other boys. They think girls have cooties.
Corr: Yeah they do..............or problems.

-While camping I took Corr to go pee in the bushes....
Corr (looking down): LOOK Mom! It's SMOKING!!!
Me: Um Corr, that's your breath...

-Corr's Dream(in his own words):
There were zombies and ghosties and they were eating all the humans. Then when the humans were eated they went to the........desert....to eat.....SNAKES.
THEN a group of humans came with a giant hot dog that hooted out ketchup. The huge hot dog hooted ketchup all over the zombies and ghosties and they died.

-Me: Corr, why don't you just go up to your attic and play.
Corr: Nope. I think I'm just going to stay down here and bug you.

-Remi was doing pages in her work book and she messed up the letter "e", she looked up and told me, "Mom, please do not judge my 'e' "

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Corr to Remi: Remi, you know what makes me so angry?? Your whining voice!

-While discussing the disappointing lack of play places at fast food restaurants in Ohio:

Remi: I think it's because this town is really really old and they ran out of bricks and wood so they couldn't build any.
Corr: Wow. This Sprite is SPICY!
-Corr: Mom. You're annoying me.
-After walking Remi to her bus stop...
Corr: Mom, I think I'm going to cry.
Me: Why?
Corr: Because Remi is gone!
-Corr and I playing MarioKart...
Me: Corr use your bullet!!!
Corr: No! I have to wait until I get close to humans. I'm saving it!
Me: Corr! Use it! Use it!!
Corr: I can't! There's a jump crazy woman!!!!!
-Corr: I love lollipops. When I see lollipops I go CRAZY!
-Me joking with Remi: What's up Bra?
Remi: What is a Bra? Is that like 'friend' or something? In Spanish?
-Corr: Mom when I get big I want to be half doctor half Panera guy so I can fix people and make their food.
-Last night we were reading about Jonah and Noah. It was Corr's turn to say the prayer. There was also a pretty awesome storm outside.

Corr: I don't want to say the prayer!
Remi: Corr, you better say the prayer before God destroys Ohio!

::::Thunder and Lightning:::::

Remi: Yep, looks like He's getting pretty mad!

Corr: I think I'll just get eaten by the whale.

-Me: It's a liquid, do you know what that means?Remi (rolls her eyes): A liquid is something that can move and change shape, like water. THEN there's solids that can't, like a rock. AND there's gasses, but I don't remember about those ones.
Me: Um, ok. How do you know all that?
Remi: Dad told me a long time ago when we live in Las Vegas. Duh.
Me: Oh....ok....

-Corr: Mom, when I talk my brain wiggles. Right now it is totally wiggling.

-I couldn't figure out where all of this hissing was coming from. I then realized it was coming from Remi, whom I quote, "Was speaking Parseltounge to command her snake (my belt) to clean her room for her."
-‎*Me trying on my new TOMS*
Remi: Mom, those look like ninja shoes!! I want some!
-Corr: I HATE THESE FIRE-BEES!
-Corr just jumped from one bench to another then said: I almost just freaking died!
-Corr: Mom give me a high five!

*high five*

Corr: That's how ninjas clap.

-Corr: Mom, you're crazy but sometimes I like you.

-Remi: I kind of hate stick bugs.
Me: Why?
Remi: Because I can't decided if it's a stick or a bug!
-Remi: Why did it just get so dark?

Me: Because a cloud is covering the sun.

Remi: But how did the cloud get there?

Corr: I know! The wind pushes them!

Remi: Corr. I have NO idea how you just figured that out.

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?
Remi: Well, what comes next?
Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.
Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Remi at the zoo: Oh, hey that's duck! HI duck! Wow, that duck's probably thinkin, 'What the heck? Why is this human talking to me?! I don't speak human!'.

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....

Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!

Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

-Me: Corr, who is your best friend? Corr: Poop.

-Remi: Mom, what like happened to your lips? They make you look like weird? I mean I like them but they like make you look like not my Mom.

Red lipstick = FAIL

-Toilet Flushes. Corr walks out pulling up his pants. Me: Did you pee? Corr: I didn't go pee, did I?

-Remi: Did you know that I'm way more flexible than Corr? Me: What does flexible mean? Remi: it's means I'm more sexy than Corr.

-So we are out shopping and some lady with a dog comes into the store. Remi asks of she can pet it and the lady says: So do you like dogs? And in a very quiet voice Remi says: I'm a dog whisperer. Everyone in the store way dying

-Corr at dinner: Mom! You make the MEANEST noodles ever!! Me: Does that mean they are good? Remi: No it means that they are angry and if you eat them they will kick your butt!! :::Corr then picks up a handful of noodles and smacks his own butt with them::::

-Corr: Remi! Remi: Corr you have to call me QUEEN REMI. Corr: Queen Remi I want to be a race car driver. Remi: If you want to be a race car driver you have to go downstairs and get me a cookie!

-Corr: I would be so sad of my friends got bit by zombies because they would turn into zombies and I would have to kill them.

-Remi: Corr, frogs don't bite us, the nuke us. Me: They nuke us??? Remi: Yeah, you know that slime stuff that comes out of your mouth?? Me: Mucus? Remi: Yeah, they mucus us.

-Me: Corr, what did you do with Uncle Shadd?? Corr: Weeee got lots of Capri Suns and sodas and played VIDEO GAMES!!!

-Remi: Mom! Are those CHOCOLATE hamburger buns?? Me: No they are whole wheat....

-Corr is eating a Popsicle. Me: Is that good? What does it taste like?? Corr: It tastes like a RAINBOW!!!!

-Me: Corr, I need to cut your hair. Corr: Nooooo I love it! Me: What if Grandpa tries to cut it?? Corr: Maybe he will cut his finger.

-Old lady at the grocery store: My! You have a handsome little fella there! Corr: Thanks. But sometimes I'm a little naughty.

-Remi is obsessed with mini-vans. Today we were arguing about it. Me: There is no way I'll ever buy a mini-van. Remi: MOM, don't you understand that if you buy a van you can just put on a movie and then we won't ever bug you in the car??!!!

-Corr takes a drink of water: Oh beautiful!

-Corr: Mom you can't say 'freaking butt'. That's a naughty word. Me: Well what do you say when you're angry? Corr: Well, when I'm angry I say butthole.

-Remi at the breakfast buffet: I'm going to eat for DAYS!!!

-Corr: Mom, this yogurt is SO good, I think I want to marry my spoon.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

BRACE YOURSELVES

5 comments:

rockin' photos

Matt

Shayne

Remi

Corr

Bleepin' Bloopin' Bloggin'

Remi and Corr are Weird

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

Remi: Well, what comes next?
Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.
Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Remi at the zoo: Oh, hey that's duck! HI duck! Wow, that duck's probably thinkin, 'What the heck? Why is this human talking to me?! I don't speak human!'.

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....

Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!

Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

-Me: Corr, who is your best friend? Corr: Poop.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

BRACE YOURSELVES

5 comments:

rockin' photos

Matt

Shayne

Remi

Corr

Bleepin' Bloopin' Bloggin'

Remi and Corr are Weird

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

Remi: Well, what comes next?Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Remi at the zoo: Oh, hey that's duck! HI duck! Wow, that duck's probably thinkin, 'What the heck? Why is this human talking to me?! I don't speak human!'.

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

-Me: Corr, who is your best friend? Corr: Poop.

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

Remi: Well, what comes next?
Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.
Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....

Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!

Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!