The Dicksons!: Christmas!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Christmas!

Of course my camera died right as they were coming down the stairs. Matt took some pictures and videos on his iPad, but that's at the hospital.

So I just have some pictures of the aftermath....

Then it was off to church!

I have no idea where this pose came from.

Remi in the dress I made her and her new pink glitter Toms that she got for her birthday!

Seriously Corr?

A wink?

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Stizz said...: I want to play with that racetrack! Great job on the dress, love it! And I love the wink too. :); Wednesday, January 04, 2012

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Remi and Corr are Weird

-Remi: I was upset today because my friend Ayden wanted to play with some other boy.
Me: Sometimes boys just need to play with other boys. They think girls have cooties.
Corr: Yeah they do..............or problems.

-While camping I took Corr to go pee in the bushes....
Corr (looking down): LOOK Mom! It's SMOKING!!!
Me: Um Corr, that's your breath...

-Corr's Dream(in his own words):
There were zombies and ghosties and they were eating all the humans. Then when the humans were eated they went to the........desert....to eat.....SNAKES.
THEN a group of humans came with a giant hot dog that hooted out ketchup. The huge hot dog hooted ketchup all over the zombies and ghosties and they died.

-Me: Corr, why don't you just go up to your attic and play.
Corr: Nope. I think I'm just going to stay down here and bug you.

-Remi was doing pages in her work book and she messed up the letter "e", she looked up and told me, "Mom, please do not judge my 'e' "

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Corr to Remi: Remi, you know what makes me so angry?? Your whining voice!

-While discussing the disappointing lack of play places at fast food restaurants in Ohio:

Remi: I think it's because this town is really really old and they ran out of bricks and wood so they couldn't build any.
Corr: Wow. This Sprite is SPICY!
-Corr: Mom. You're annoying me.
-After walking Remi to her bus stop...
Corr: Mom, I think I'm going to cry.
Me: Why?
Corr: Because Remi is gone!
-Corr and I playing MarioKart...
Me: Corr use your bullet!!!
Corr: No! I have to wait until I get close to humans. I'm saving it!
Me: Corr! Use it! Use it!!
Corr: I can't! There's a jump crazy woman!!!!!
-Corr: I love lollipops. When I see lollipops I go CRAZY!
-Me joking with Remi: What's up Bra?
Remi: What is a Bra? Is that like 'friend' or something? In Spanish?
-Corr: Mom when I get big I want to be half doctor half Panera guy so I can fix people and make their food.
-Last night we were reading about Jonah and Noah. It was Corr's turn to say the prayer. There was also a pretty awesome storm outside.

Corr: I don't want to say the prayer!
Remi: Corr, you better say the prayer before God destroys Ohio!

::::Thunder and Lightning:::::

Remi: Yep, looks like He's getting pretty mad!

Corr: I think I'll just get eaten by the whale.

-Me: It's a liquid, do you know what that means?Remi (rolls her eyes): A liquid is something that can move and change shape, like water. THEN there's solids that can't, like a rock. AND there's gasses, but I don't remember about those ones.
Me: Um, ok. How do you know all that?
Remi: Dad told me a long time ago when we live in Las Vegas. Duh.
Me: Oh....ok....

-Corr: Mom, when I talk my brain wiggles. Right now it is totally wiggling.

-I couldn't figure out where all of this hissing was coming from. I then realized it was coming from Remi, whom I quote, "Was speaking Parseltounge to command her snake (my belt) to clean her room for her."
-‎*Me trying on my new TOMS*
Remi: Mom, those look like ninja shoes!! I want some!
-Corr: I HATE THESE FIRE-BEES!
-Corr just jumped from one bench to another then said: I almost just freaking died!
-Corr: Mom give me a high five!

*high five*

Corr: That's how ninjas clap.

-Corr: Mom, you're crazy but sometimes I like you.

-Remi: I kind of hate stick bugs.
Me: Why?
Remi: Because I can't decided if it's a stick or a bug!
-Remi: Why did it just get so dark?

Me: Because a cloud is covering the sun.

Remi: But how did the cloud get there?

Corr: I know! The wind pushes them!

Remi: Corr. I have NO idea how you just figured that out.

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?
Remi: Well, what comes next?
Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.
Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Remi at the zoo: Oh, hey that's duck! HI duck! Wow, that duck's probably thinkin, 'What the heck? Why is this human talking to me?! I don't speak human!'.

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....

Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!

Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

-Me: Corr, who is your best friend? Corr: Poop.

-Remi: Mom, what like happened to your lips? They make you look like weird? I mean I like them but they like make you look like not my Mom.

Red lipstick = FAIL

-Toilet Flushes. Corr walks out pulling up his pants. Me: Did you pee? Corr: I didn't go pee, did I?

-Remi: Did you know that I'm way more flexible than Corr? Me: What does flexible mean? Remi: it's means I'm more sexy than Corr.

-So we are out shopping and some lady with a dog comes into the store. Remi asks of she can pet it and the lady says: So do you like dogs? And in a very quiet voice Remi says: I'm a dog whisperer. Everyone in the store way dying

-Corr at dinner: Mom! You make the MEANEST noodles ever!! Me: Does that mean they are good? Remi: No it means that they are angry and if you eat them they will kick your butt!! :::Corr then picks up a handful of noodles and smacks his own butt with them::::

-Corr: Remi! Remi: Corr you have to call me QUEEN REMI. Corr: Queen Remi I want to be a race car driver. Remi: If you want to be a race car driver you have to go downstairs and get me a cookie!

-Corr: I would be so sad of my friends got bit by zombies because they would turn into zombies and I would have to kill them.

-Remi: Corr, frogs don't bite us, the nuke us. Me: They nuke us??? Remi: Yeah, you know that slime stuff that comes out of your mouth?? Me: Mucus? Remi: Yeah, they mucus us.

-Me: Corr, what did you do with Uncle Shadd?? Corr: Weeee got lots of Capri Suns and sodas and played VIDEO GAMES!!!

-Remi: Mom! Are those CHOCOLATE hamburger buns?? Me: No they are whole wheat....

-Corr is eating a Popsicle. Me: Is that good? What does it taste like?? Corr: It tastes like a RAINBOW!!!!

-Me: Corr, I need to cut your hair. Corr: Nooooo I love it! Me: What if Grandpa tries to cut it?? Corr: Maybe he will cut his finger.

-Old lady at the grocery store: My! You have a handsome little fella there! Corr: Thanks. But sometimes I'm a little naughty.

-Remi is obsessed with mini-vans. Today we were arguing about it. Me: There is no way I'll ever buy a mini-van. Remi: MOM, don't you understand that if you buy a van you can just put on a movie and then we won't ever bug you in the car??!!!

-Corr takes a drink of water: Oh beautiful!

-Corr: Mom you can't say 'freaking butt'. That's a naughty word. Me: Well what do you say when you're angry? Corr: Well, when I'm angry I say butthole.

-Remi at the breakfast buffet: I'm going to eat for DAYS!!!

-Corr: Mom, this yogurt is SO good, I think I want to marry my spoon.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Christmas!

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rockin' photos

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Remi and Corr are Weird

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

Remi: Well, what comes next?
Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.
Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Remi at the zoo: Oh, hey that's duck! HI duck! Wow, that duck's probably thinkin, 'What the heck? Why is this human talking to me?! I don't speak human!'.

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....

Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!

Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

-Me: Corr, who is your best friend? Corr: Poop.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Christmas!

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rockin' photos

Matt

Shayne

Remi

Corr

Bleepin' Bloopin' Bloggin'

Remi and Corr are Weird

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi while driving past Baker: Well this is a tiny little village!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi: Mom I really had to poop but then I went on tower or terror and it went back up into my stomach!

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

-Remi (in the bath): Corr! Did you know at the end of "sham" is "POO"!?

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

Corr and Remi: Bahahahahahahaha

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

-Me: Remi, this is Nebraska. What do you think?

Remi: Well, what comes next?Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Remi at the zoo: Oh, hey that's duck! HI duck! Wow, that duck's probably thinkin, 'What the heck? Why is this human talking to me?! I don't speak human!'.

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

-Me: Corr, who is your best friend? Corr: Poop.

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Me: Remi, I really need you to try harder to be nicer. You've been pretty naughty lately. If you keep it up then we will have to think of a punishment.

Remi: How about you just give me to another family that likes naughty kids. That's a great punishment

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

-Corr: I really want to go outside in the rain.

Remi: Don't go outside Corr. You'll get wet and it's really cold!

Corr: Don't tell me my business!

Remi: Well, what comes next?
Me: Next is Iowa then Illinois.
Remi: Is it called Illinois because it is annoying?

-Dinosaur chicken nuggets always inspire great dinner conversations.....

Corr: My dinosaur is taking a ketchup bath! Now I WILL EAT IT!!!

Remi: Oh hey my little T-Rex. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!